Since me Dad has not been too well I have taken to sleeping at the end of his bed cos I want to keep an eye on him. He is the "leader" of our pack and I am the next in the "pack rankings" so its natural we stick together. It's a bit like the Captain of a navy ship (that's me Dad) and I am his "number one." Carla is "the crew" 'cos she is last in the system. (See I know about these things 'cos I watch war films together with me Dad on the sky telly)

Well me Dad thought I ought to have me own Duvet (that a really snug bed for me to stretch out on at night!) Carla's got one at the bottom of the stairs but she hogs it at night. We know a bloke who sells them 'cos last year I visited his stand at one of the shows me Dad and I went to. This bloke owns a company called "UK Covers" (he has got a web site like me but his is called "www.ukcovers.co.uk")