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Kill off the national sheep
flock. |
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Treat all you friends as
potential burglars with criminal intent. |
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Chase cars down the road
and causing motor way pile up type accidents. |
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Blister the neighbour's car
paintwork with excessive leg cocking. |
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Create a minefield of "piles"
for the unsuspecting boot" on pavements and lastly ........
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Does not conduct
on every visitor a "crutch sniffing investigation" suggesting
they are either major drug carriers or in need of a change of
under linen!
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It is always acutely difficult to carry
out any sensible conversation with a visitor without feeling
grossly embarrassed, when your Mutt is conducting such an
investigating with the persistence of a dedicated Customs
and Excise Officials. Imagine the feelings of the visitor
with little ability to flee the situation!
(Apologies to all C & E folk - Love
all Customs personnel! - Do a grand job!)
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